We talked to 20 women about Valentine’s Day about the gifts that they have received of the years.
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A bathroom scale (not much better is the chocolate scale)
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An artificial rose
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A jogging suit
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Stale chocolate
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An ugly sweater
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Dinner with his parents
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Midol
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A gift card to Walmart
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A vacuum cleaner
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Lingerie that was two sizes too big
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A card with $20 inside
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A parrot that bit people and never stopped squawking
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Coupons to a pizza place
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A gym membership
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Porn
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A blender
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Two raw steaks (and he expected me to cook them)
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A bottle of vodka
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A can of peanuts
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No gift at all
