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The NBA All Star Game is Sunday and this year they’re doing a senior citizen slam dunk contest. There was an incident in practice yesterday when 74 year old Hall of Famer Bill Russell went up for a 360 windmill dunk and had his legs open and his jewel bag came out his shorts and smacked an ESPN cameraman in the face and gave him a black eye.
President Obama made an appearance yesterday at an elementary school outside of Atlanta, GA and was supposed to be joined by VP Joe Biden. There was a mix up with the White House travel office though, and somehow the VP’s plane picked up rapper Joe Budden, star of “Love and Hip Hop NY.” The President was very upset over the mistake, and even though the Vice President wasn’t there to talk to the kids, Obama did get Joe Budden to break off a nice acapella freestyle of “Pump it Up.”
Special K’s “News You Can’t Use” was originally published on rickeysmileymorningshow.com
