Damon Wayans‘s prime is so far behind him that his sense 0f decency has diminished and his jokes err more toward crass than remotely entertaining. Wayans decided to take on the Bill Cosby catastrophe and made comments that never got past cringeworthy.
The interview took place at The Breakfast Club. As they are wont to do, the hosts let Wayans hang himself as he spoke.
How big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?” Wayans asked. “If you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time…’ The first time? Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying and some of them really is unrape-able. You just look at them and go, ‘You don’t want that. Get outta here.’
Yes, he said “unrape-able.” It gets worse.
If I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink-wink, give her all my money and then I would go do a deposition. I would light one of them three-hour cigars. I’d have me some wine and maybe a Quaalude and I would just go off, because I don’t believe that he was raping,” Wayans offered. “I think he was in relationships with all of them and then he was like, ‘You know what? [I’m] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches.’ And then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’
There’s plenty to look forward to this fall. The resurrection of Wayans’s career isn’t one of them.
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